Why are most Britons are morons and idiots?

Why can they not be like those living in Canada and the USA? They are extremely nosy and overly opininated. Most of the ones that work in the States are loud and obnoxious. They have to be seen and heard. My friend told me that his life and the life of many of his co-worker have been turned upside down because of ONE British nurse. This little has slept with every doctor in the hospital. She goes out of her way to get folk terminated and actually sabotages surgical procedures in order to implicate others. She is so indicative of the average Briton. If an American, Briton, Aussie, Canadian or any other English speaking person was in a room, guess who would be the loudest? They all have the Elton John mentality. They are the most uncivilized group in Europe. Look at their behavior at soccer games; no other nation acts more primitive than do Britons. What will become of Spain now that they are migrating there? The word "temperance" is not in the Queen's English.